B105
Typist Unknown
March 2000
The comments in brackets are those of the typist.
DJ: You aren't gonna lip synch this interview are you?
Chris: Oh yeah, I'll totally lip synch. I'll totally, this isn't me, this
is my stunt double doing this interview for you guys.
DJ: Well this is the thing cause you're so money. You can't just walk around
the streets, you can't just do interviews man, because you know you're boss
hog.
Chris: Yeah. (fake laugh) You could say that we're boss hog.
DJ: You guys are so famous you'd be driving around in your corvettes and
stuff.
Chris: I don't know if you've heard but we've been going through a lawsuit
lately. I still rent cars.
DJ: Oh right. Listen I wanted to ask about that but I didn't know what the
no comment thing was.
Chris: We ended up getting out of, it was actually a trans continental deal.
That was the original problem, when we realised that we had like $2 at the
end of the day. Uh we pretty much had to say something's going on here and
we went back and saw what our contract said. We tried to get out and we did.
DJ: So listen uh there's an interesting lesson for any young bands right
that may get into...
Chris: That's a great lesson, make sure you read everything or you have somebody
that knows exactly what they're talking about read everything.
DJ: Ok, cool, that's exactly right, because you know you don't know do you
because when you wanna become a pop star, you wanna get into the business...
Chris: (interupting) You know we were musicians. We were singing anywhere
we could possibly sing and to us it was just about trying to get that deal
so we could get our music out there. And we would have singed anything, and
we did!
DJ: Yeah that's right, and the next thing you know you're giving away 75%
of your takings and you suddenly think hey, but...
Chris: (interupting) If we were giving 75% of our takings away, we would
have made a lot more money than we have.
DJ: Is that right? lol. You know you're suddenly realising that you're still
living at Mum and Dad's house.
Chris: And they're bugging you for rent.
DJ: That's exactly right. You know listen, what do you want, I'm a pop star,
I'm bringing aroung chicks, what do you need? I'll sing for supper.
Chris: LOL! Exactly!
DJ: You know on to better things though. The brand new single's been like
added almost everywhere which I mean you must be happy with the success of
that.
Chris: We are so flattered that the single has been so successful everywhere.
I mean we put our heart and soul into this album because it is a proving
for us since it's our second album in most countries. You know it's always
that second album that establishes you and says you're for real. There are
so many one hit wonders that have one good album and they're gone so.
DJ: SO listen there are all these boy groups, boy bands, and uh, you can
sing acapella which a lot of bands who can play instruments can do. But do
you get a lot of flack from the lack of instrumentation, of playing instruments
and s--- like that?
Chris: Um you know we get a lot of flack for everything because when we first
came out we actually didn't even know what a boy band was. We just sang harmonies
together, you know we thought boys II men was what we were gonna be. Something
like Boys II Men. And the suddenly we went over to Europe and we got pushed
out as this boy band thing. And to us when we were looking around, most of
these so called boy bands were selling posters of them half naked and they
lip sanch (Chris' words) and they couldn't even dance. So we were like what
kinda crap is that?!
DJ: Let me ask you, what's one thing that you wish you hadn't done. Are there
any photos of you out there with any goats or anything?
Chris: You know, that's so funny you said that cause when we first went to
Europe, this magazine, which shall remain nameless cause i'm sure you guys
have probably heard of it, uh, they took pictures of us and they wanted us
to have our shirts off. And we were uncomfortable with our shirts off, so
they said, Ok we'll have you guys laying down and you won't even see anything.
You know we'll put all these pillows by you. So we were like, alright that
makes us a lot more comfotable, cause to us it's not about taking our clothes
off and selling our songs to girls. For us it was this is a magazine that
our record company told us to come to so here we are. And they ended up putting
us in the magazine and what they did was they took the pictures so you could
only see the pillow and our shirts off so it looked like we were totally
naked. I think we'd punch the guy out if I ever see that guy again.
DJ: Listen I think it's funny that you did a version of Christopher Cross'
sailing, which i think is an excellent song man. And I see that Puffy's picked
up that as a sample too now.
Chris: I heard that. I just found that out the other day, I didn't get Puffy's
new one but you know I just heard that the other day and I was like, get
outta here. That's a great song. We actually performed last year on the Billboard
Awards (wasn't it Blockbuster?) with Christopher Cross.
DJ: Yeah I know, I remember seeing that. And what an awesome guy though huh?
Chris: Oh he was so nice, and down to earth and i think he was just happy
to be there. He ended up giving us these little travel guitars. They've got
like one of the lyrics from the song around the base of the guitar and it's
very nice and i mean i take it around with me now to do my writing.
DJ: Well you might even get like 1000 bucks at cash converters if you run
out of money.
Chris: Just incase this all ends tomorrow.
DJ: Yeah that's right. Hey you've gotta keep them gold records man.
BREAK!
DJ: Hey I was interested to see that you did a version of Boston's more than
a feeling.
Chris: You know the sad thing is that since I'm the oldest one in the group,
I'm the only one who has ever like heard of Boston.
DJ: Yeah but like I've heard of it man! C'mon Chris song with me. More than
a feeling.
Chris: (Interupting) Exactly, that's saying something about your age too.
DJ: Damn right, but just sing with me Chris quickly. More than a feeling!
(really crap and off key)
Chris: You want me to do the doos or you want me to sing the lead?
DJ: No you do the lead.
Chris: Cause I can't follow your lead, cause you're pretty... pretty all
over the place.
DJ: What do you mean by that. What do you mean by all over the place?
Chris: Well, I mean I'm not like putting you down at all but, you just can't
sing.
PAUSE FROM BOTH.
Chris: I'm just kiddin'. lol
DJ: Man that's a bit harsh! I mean you could like break it to me gently here.
I was kinda hoping I could use this as an audition to get into the group,
and here you are just cuttin me off! In my prime!
Chris: And the sad thing was I was so joking with you.
DJ: (interupting and yelling) No you weren't!! No no no you weren't! (couldn't
hear what Chris was saying through this) You were telling the truth! Ok,
just let me do the doo wop thing, you do that thing and i'll just do the
doo wop thing. What do I do?
Chris: OK you just gotta go like, Doo Doo Doo Doo More than a feeling. And
I'll do the lead.
DJ: Am I Barritone or Tenor?
Chris: I dunno what do you sing?
DJ: Very badly!
Chris: I think you're a tenor, you've got a pretty high voice like me! Ok
let me hear it first cause i don't wanna be singing over something that i'm
not gonna like in the morning!
DJ: No, that's right, this'll be like that photo that was in that magazine.
Chris: Exactly! It'll be like the photo and that girl I hung out with last
night!
DJ: You leave my sister outta this! Doo Doo Doo
Chris: LOL!!! You told me she was your Mom!
DJ: Well, you know she's old. So what? She's still got a few wrinkles where
it matters. Doo Doo Doo Doo. ok your turn!
Chris: But you're still not even close, but i'll do it. (sings) More than
a feeling Doo Doo DooDoo.
DJ: Have you ever thought about mechanics? (i'm sure where that came from)
Chris: Uh you know what? that was my day job. can i tell you a funny story
about that?
DJ: Yeah go ahead.
Chris: When I used to work at universal studios, i actually sang there you
know i did doo wop stuff. And at night i worked as a waiter at believe it
or not the outback steakhouse! Which is our sad attempt at Australian stuff.
But everyday we'd have people that would come along and it would be their
birthday so they'd pull us all out and we'd have to sing for their birthdays.
And we were all out there one day singing for some girls birthday and of
course none of the other waiters could sing or anything, so they're all going
way off key and this lady looked at me and said you guys should NOT quit
your day job. And I was like that's funny cause singing IS my day job. Thank
you very much.
DJ: LOL!!! Ok, so who's a hotter babe? Britney, Christina or Mandy Moore?
Chris: Hmm, I definately think that Britney's the hottest. Britney, she's
just got that little school girl beauty about her.
DJ: Yeah but have you seen Christina's waist?
Chris: Christina Aguilera does not have a waist!
DJ: Exactly my point.
Chris: She has to keep collecting her legs so she doesn't walk off without
them.
DJ: OHHH!! Let's move on to something far more interesting and intelligent.
Cause I'm starting to get all excited here! The new album.
Chris: HA HA HA HA!!
DJ: Cause I mean you get to hang out with Britney, is she a cool chick?
Chris: Oh she's awesome. Have you ever heard of the group
Wild Orchid? That's three hot
chicks in that group. I think I'd pick those three over all of them, cause
there you get a whole group of just hotties.
DJ: That's right. A menage a toi. you know
Chris: Whatever you may want!
DJ: That's french. That's frech for, uh musical chick!
Chris: Oh I see I see, thank you!
DJ: Ok so you've got a new album called no strings attached, and that's out
in March. Now you've got a huge fan base over here and you're coming
(YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!) so you'll be promoting it. When are you coming? (I
left out some crap here about Phil's birthday. Chris hardly said anything
and playing BYE BYE BYE for the first time on OZ radio) When you come to
Australia we'll go and get some chicks. Get some lap dancers.
Chris: OK!!
DJ: I'll be Ugly Phil, you be Nsync Chris.
Chris: OK
DJ: You know what I'm saying?
Chris: I'm feeling ya!
DJ: OK just bring some dollars. we'll tuck em in some g-strings.
Chris: I thought you'd want me to bring my friends.
DJ: Are they girls?
Chris: (pauses) no actually they're four other guys.
DJ: alright, bring them too, but i can't handle the competition.
Chris: Yeah that's true. I'll have to tell them we're busy or we're doing
something.
DJ: Yeah, I don't need to hang with those dudes. I wanna hang with you. So
you and I will go out. I'll use your fame and multiplatinum sucess.
Chris: And I'll use your dollar bills.
DJ: Damn right, cause you haven't got any money left. LOL
Chris: LOL! Exactly cause we just got the pants sued off of us! LOL
DJ: Damn straight. Hey listen what's this movie Jack of All Trades?
Chris: Umm, that was actually a movie we did a cameo on. And I don't think
we're allowed to comment on that very well cause if we did it would probably
just be something very average.
DJ: Who gets the best babes in the group? I'm betting Lance yeah?
Chris: The best babes? Uhh, it depends. Everybody gets different types.
DJ: Yeah well JC always gets them cause all the chicks think he's Ben Affleck.
Chris: That's right and Justin get's em cause they think he's uh Ryan Phillipe.
And I get em cause they think i'm the uh, blue power ranger! (What?? I missed
that!)
DJ: (fake laugh) HAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I don't think that's funny man! And Joey
gets em cause they think that he's that guy with the tatoos from the BSB.
(Phil has an obession with AJ's tats, but he doesn't know his name so he
calls him the spoiled one)
Chris: No Joey gets em cause they all think he's that guy they went to high
school with.
DJ: And hey, you look different now. you're not so geeky anymore.
Chris: Oh really, it's the braces huh?
DJ: oh no i'm not talking about you i'm talking about him.
Chris: (In a geeky/braces type voice) it was my head gear wasn't it? I took
my head gear off!
DJ: (in similar voice) As soon as I get this off, everybody's gonna like
me for who I really am.
Chris: (same voice) Seriously, I'm gonna be the most popular Justin. You
just wait! When this head gear comes off! I'm kicking your ass!
DJ: (same voice) As long as there's no songs that have an S in it. Cause
I can't sing the letter S.
Chris: (same voice) We're gonna have to change our name to Ntink too!
DJ: LOL!!! (normal voice) Hey listen, when are you coming down?
Chris: (normal voice) Uh I think we're gonna be there in about a month or
two.
DJ: Alright, it's gonna be a huge reception so uh, and it'll still be warm,
so make sure you bring your board shorts!
Chris: Oh I look forward to it. I should try to bring my board!
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